Then again, I did miss about 30 years of your life. People say children are the future. Where were you today at 3:15 p. Which means you hate the Edmonton Oilers, which is why you destroyed the Wayne Gretzky head shot! Now, there were three people nearby when Barney gave me that head shot: Karate Kid bad boy Billy Zabka, a shifty-eyed bellhop, and Robin's cousin Claude from Quebec with the neck trouble. Is that what you two call it? If you have any legal issues please contact the appropriate media file owners or host sites. But I guess this time I really was the bad guy.
Now if you'll excuse me, Detective, I think I'll go have some pineapple. Loretta, good to see you. I thought if Ted screwed up again, I'd have another shot. Look, the ink remover works. Is there a scenario-- and hear me out-- where you might consider doing kind of a three-way deal with both of our dads? Did I mention we got you two things from your registry? I've noticed the vintage, antique, gilded Victorian frames, too. I'm not blind but what are you getting at? Some bastard snuck into my room and spilled ink all over the Gretzky photo I was holding for Barney.
I see what you're doing. She's been missing all day, a-and I found what appears to be a-a suicide note on my bed. I've been dreaming of that since I was five. When I wake up Scottish accent : Yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who ends up next to you Oh, man, I hope they're not singing to the same girl. My dad hasn't seen my mom in years, not since he bailed on her. My family's gonna be whole again! Like that case from eight years ago you still haven't cracked? But mostly them getting back together.
Look, even if Mom never gets back together with either one of our dads, we're still brothers. Look, it wasn't you, okay? You didn't bring your dad here to marry us. I know pronounce your asses saved. I haven't put some crazy scheme in motion. The main character of the series, Dima Nosov, in the distant 2034, tells his teenage children about his own youth, as well as the life stories of his friends. Tehdy mu táhlo na třicítku, žil s nejlepším kamarádem z vejšky Marshallem a s další neoficiální spolubydlící, učitelkou z mateřské školky Lily.
Drill in the national parks! Look, is there any way you guys can be all right with this? Yeah, the stairs are broken. She says his name sometimes in bed. I can't think of anything I did wrong! Okay, real quick, I need fresh-cut English lavender, a copy of Shakespeare's 18th sonnet, and enough Nutella to cover a 60-year-old woman. You've had a whole lifetime of this. It's time to admit it, Ted. My wife is right upstairs! This site is absolutely legal and contain only links to other sites on the Internet: youtube. No, we got to solve this! A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
I have something to tell you. As the years go on, changes cause the group to drift apart, but they reunite one more time for Ted';s wedding. Johnston, Cristine Rose, Candice King, Ray Wise, Annie Ilonzeh, Steve Little, Nazanin Boniadi, Mark Cirillo, Katy Perry, Johnny Palermo, Melissa Molinaro, John Lithgow, Geoff Stults, Chris Romano, Kenny Rogers, Richard Gant, Lisa Catara, Phill Lewis, Chris Kattan, Christine Scott Bennett, Lindsay Sloane, E. No one ever wants them! I said bang Consummate your love! Píše se rok 2030 a přibližně padesátiletý Ted vypráví dospívajícím dětem, co všechno se stalo, než poznal jejich matku. You mean, like this one? We became friends again, started hanging out. Um, how about you back down and let me get my mom and dad back together? Um, my dad's single, Mom's single.
You know damn well what I'm getting at! Mom is not getting back together with Jerry. Detective Mosby is on the case. Right here getting a massage. Your dad's happily married with two kids. Can you, uh, hide it for me till the rehearsal dinner? Ti dva se zrovna zasnoubili, což přivedlo Teda k zamyšlení. . Bell, Riley Thomas Stewart, Peter Bogdanovich, Kathleen M.
Why don't you just try to fix the photo? Oh, man, take it from a fellow child of divorce, this could get real messy. I got the same text. We'll meet you at the bar. Populární se stal nejen díky vytříbeným hláškám, ale také zásluhou originálního konceptu vyprávění, jenž umožňuje starému Tedovi velice zábavně komentovat děj, který leckdy skočí třeba do dětství nebo naopak pokročilého věku postav. I always travel with 2,000 of those handsome devils in the trunk of my car.
Sarah Chalke, Ashley Williams, Abby Elliott, Tim Gunn and Bill Fagerbakke return. He just lost his family. V sérii si také zahrála například zpěvačka Britney Spears, Mandy Moore nebo Enrique Iglesias, jejichž písničky pochopitelně některé z dílů provázejí. Bangity bang But this is super weird. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily finally resolve their issues and Barney befriends two young guys eager to meet women.
Thanks for wasting my time. Now I'm gonna go get my mom and dad back together. I want to give this to Robin. I have so many questions for you, but first you keep 2,000 head shots of yourself in your trunk? And, uh, thanks for flagging me down and telling me she was going 67. I just became somebody's best man. Oh, God, what did you do to the wife? Well, that and my own operational Death Star.