Skin Game October 29, 2009 , In a parody of grindhouse-style zombie horror movie trailers, a teenage couple making out in a cemetery are scared off by a sickly, shambling man thought to be a zombie. The magnets from the office toy landed in his cup of and the man drank the tea with the magnets inside of it. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and. Air Maul August 15, 2004 , Two thieves in Sudan steal supply needed for. A broken piece lodges into his rectum and causes fatal bleeding. As the pimp struggles to get in the car, he is hit in the head by a chunk of cement and killed. His head is studied by a scientist out to prove that the guillotine is an inhumane form of capital punishment by showing officials that the victim who died still shows some signs of life after being decapitated.
He tries to bounce on a yoga ball to perform a Heimlich maneuver, but then falls on a lawn sprinkler and impales himself through the mouth and breaks his neck. Mile Die Club November 2, 2006 , An overly-intimate couple on an airplane flight decide to join the after being told by the stewardess that they cannot have sex in front of the other passengers. Cold Blooded May 16, 2002 , In order to beat a company , a -addicted operator injects himself with blood that matches his type, stolen by his girlfriend who works as a hospital cook. The mobster is killed when the sharp end of the first dumpster punctures his abdomen and extrudes his intestines from his body. With the carousel rotating at an extreme speed, one of the teens flies off and his brain stem is impaled orally on a pole sticking out from the sandbox nearby.
The gang leader ends up the doctor into unconsciousness after losing patience with him. From the next episode to the finale, is credited as the narrator. Getting the Shaft Note: second death to be given this name. While standing behind a woman who is wearing a skirt with no underwear at a streetside coffee vendor, the woman freaks out and the construction worker standing next to her goes to beat up the pervert. A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself up ; a pot farmer gets munchied; a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out. The putter breaks and the sharp end impales the man in the heart. The men run away, with one descending to the ground off the ladder, and the other making a dash for the car.
Suddenly, the top of the plane which was weakened from years of metal fatigue cracks and the attendant is sucked out from explosive decompression. However, he does not listen when she warns him to warm the blood before injecting it. As the men celebrate, they suddenly get crushed to death by a falling, two-ton supply crate that had a faulty. Bake Out April 20, 2010 , Two men in rural California attempt to grow for money, but end up smoking their stash. This is one of the few deaths that is not based on stupidity or unusual circumstances. Hiding behind a dumpster and watching the ambulances head out, she quickly rushes in through the open garage door and pockets several bottles of before trying to rush back out through the closing door.
While the cop searches their car, one of the smugglers has the other pull a hidden water balloon filled with cocaine out of his rectum to hide the evidence, as the cop told them that he would search their bodies. In reality, the man was killed when a weather rocket launched in order to bring rain to drought-damaged land failed to detonate, fell back to Earth, and struck him in the chest. On the roof, he rolls to recover from his last jump and impales his neck on an exposed pipe, severing his and paralyzing the muscles that control breathing. Some time later, he contracts , and dies of a lung clot. After popping it, they then proceed to ingest all the loose cocaine, but this causes them both to die of heart attacks. As they rev their engines, their tires kick up gravel toward the girl and one rock strikes her in the temple, causing a skull fracture and brain hemorrhage. Bagged December 15, 2007 , On a 24-hour-live web show, a prankster hides an under a chair's seat and tries to get her friend to sit on it.
Afrigat-D'oh August 12, 2006 , The channel-surfs through a nature show and a home-shopping channel until he stops on a Japanese game show challenge featuring a conniving female contestant donning scuba gear and swimming through hoops while collecting cantaloupe. After stealing a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge, he opens it and gets hit in the face with that was set up on a jack-in-the-box-style mechanism. The farmer's daughter warns him not to play with it, but he points it at her saying that he wants milk. Mirror Mirror October 20, 2008 , A with falls off a ladder while cleaning and lands on a mirror, breaking it. A spark from the vacuum's electric fan ignites the gas and sets off an explosion that instantly kills them both. He soon dies from brain damage that stops his heart and breathing.
The rods go through the windshield and impale the doctor's skull. Lady and the Trampoline February 12, 2010 , A very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star and her beleaguered partner practice in the gym for a show. The woman dies from a reaction caused by the in the pizza and the alcohol she consumed, as ink cap mushrooms become poisonous when mixed with alcohol. Hair Die November 1, 1972 , A hairstylist, known for seducing his female clients with and vodka and still under the influence of the cocktail from a fling moments before, begins to work on his next client. Their dog, a who is telling the story , instinctively fetches the stick and brings it back, then runs off after an squirrel. Enough of it absorbs through his skin and into his bloodstream to induce lethal. He calms down when he finds the jersey chaser making him breakfast in the kitchen, until she turns on the stove, which contains a gun hidden inside.
The owner of the building, annoyed by the numerous break-ins, scares them off by chasing them while wearing a creepy costume. July 24, 2001 , A man in a mobility scooter and a neckbrace bullies other coworkers and regularly threatens to sue his company for causing his injury. Hot Boxed November 10, 2008 , A group of pledges enter a sauna contest, in which the one who can stay in the longest gets to skip. In her excitement, the woman suffers a and collapses on the bayonet of her prop musket, which pierces her from under the chin through her brain, causing instant death. Great Seizure's Ghost October 12, 2004 , A stripper who pickpockets her customers has a while dancing in her cage under the strobe lights. During the session, however, he is unable to remain aroused and blames this on a strange buzzing sound within the walls. Grave Danger September 17, 2002 , A jealous man attempts to rob his wealthy brother's grave of the expensive he was buried with.